Yuck Pew Gag

I got this e-mail from my sister Didi. Rainbow Mart is/was in Palolo Valley where we grew up. Cracked me up:

OK…………I have always been an Icee/Slurpee fanatic, from Rainbow Mart days when we used to cut out those triangle shaped stuff from the side of the cup and paste it on the card to get a free one……….anyways, I just had the moistest horriblest absolutely yucko pewskiest….ok, I am exaggerating…I just had one of the moistest horriblest absolutely yucko pewskiest beverages in the whole wide nation…….so so many times when I go the the 711 by our house, the Icee machine is not ready, the light is on and it looks like plain soda inside, not frozen……SO….lalalalla………today, no different, so I look at the other machine and it says “mountain dew”…ok, I like mountain dew….I fill my cup. Hummmm, its an off color, I taste it and almost gagged……THEN I read it carefully……………” enhanced with ginseng and guarana” What the……………I bought it, its sitting in the sink………;o\ yuck