Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Say What??

Sometimes I can't believe the stuff I say and do. The other day I was talking to CQ and Marvin about an upcoming video session. I said that I wished I had two cameras. That way I could shoot the same scene from two different angles at one time. I said, "Isn't that a great idea? I could kill one stone with two birds!"


And then awhile back Marvin had brought back these instant soups from Japan. They were so ono. I was raving about them to somebody. She asked, "How many did he give you?" So I raised my hand and said, "Four." She said, "Why are you holding your fingers like that?" I said, "Well, he gave me two Chicken Pho soup and two Kalbi soup."


Then there was the day that I was driving to work with my new Rav4, so new that it still had its temporary plates on. I somehow turned on the windshield wipers and I couldn't figure out how to turn them off. Here it was a bright, sunny day without a cloud in the sky with me driving with front wipers going back and forth, then the back wipers going back and forth and then the water shoots out in the front, then the water shoots out in the back, then they go faster, then they go slower, then they go intermittent, water shoot in the front, water shoot in the back. I think I went about a mile like this before I called my brother to ask him HowDaHell do I turn off my wipers? It was sooooo embarassing.

10 comments:

Betty Townsend said...

Oh my goodness, I am laughing so hard. This so funny! Thanks for starting my day with a chuckle!!

jalna said...

Hahahaha. My pleasure, Betty!

susie said...

Maybe no one noticed, yea right!!! You are way too funny to even admit you did that. Do you need RAV4 101???? But I think I topped that today by calling Iris a PSYCHO and when I meant a PSYCHIC. Then she had to tell everyone, she was laughing so hard. Another one at least you didn't lose your glasses and had to drive home with your prescription diving mask on.

Dd said...

Sad, but true, the things that happen when we reach ....40ish.??

jalna said...

Susie, that is SOOO FUNNY!! You had to drive home with hour presciption diving mask?? HAHAHAHA!!

Hey Didi, the worse is yet to come . . . spoooooooky . . .

Unknown said...

Dont forget..'if you cant cross the road, stay outa the kitchen!' Haha..or 'people in glass houses sink ships!' Hahaha...~whew...too funny. Anyways, oK... ima gonna'make like a tree and-get the hell outa here!'

Les said...

Hey I'm younger than you and I'm already doing that kind of stuff!! I'm dooooomed!

jalna said...

CQ, funny!!

Les, did you see Susie's comment about driving home with her prescription diving mask? I'm cracking up all day thinking about it. See what you get to look forward to!

Unknown said...

Hi jalna, how are you liking your rav4? My wife wants a crv, but I keep telling her I prefer the rav4 (look). Oh well, it's her car so it's up to her, but just wondering...

jalna said...

Rick, when we went to Toyota to look at the cars, I really wanted a Corolla cause of its small size. In the Rav I felt like I was driving a Humvee. Now that I've been driving it for 2 months . . . I LOVE IT! Only problem . . . there are so many white Rav4s out there that twice I went to the wrong one in the parking lot wondering why I couldn't unlock it.