Say What??

Sometimes I can't believe the stuff I say and do. The other day I was talking to CQ and Marvin about an upcoming video session. I said that I wished I had two cameras. That way I could shoot the same scene from two different angles at one time. I said, "Isn't that a great idea? I could kill one stone with two birds!"


And then awhile back Marvin had brought back these instant soups from Japan. They were so ono. I was raving about them to somebody. She asked, "How many did he give you?" So I raised my hand and said, "Four." She said, "Why are you holding your fingers like that?" I said, "Well, he gave me two Chicken Pho soup and two Kalbi soup."


Then there was the day that I was driving to work with my new Rav4, so new that it still had its temporary plates on. I somehow turned on the windshield wipers and I couldn't figure out how to turn them off. Here it was a bright, sunny day without a cloud in the sky with me driving with front wipers going back and forth, then the back wipers going back and forth and then the water shoots out in the front, then the water shoots out in the back, then they go faster, then they go slower, then they go intermittent, water shoot in the front, water shoot in the back. I think I went about a mile like this before I called my brother to ask him HowDaHell do I turn off my wipers? It was sooooo embarassing.