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Mattress Tag Police
I was taking off the bedsheets one laundry day when I was a kid, and I accidentally tore off one of those Do Not Remove tags.
I didn't wanna tell my mom because I knew that being the honest person that she was, she would turn me in to the Mattress Tag Police. So I taped the tag back onto the mattress, and I didn't tell a soul.
Every so often I would check on the tag to make sure that it was still being securely held on by the tape, and if any of the tape needed to be replaced, I would do that.
I think it was years before I felt safe from being hauled off to jail by the MTP.
10 comments:
Too funny!
I wonder why they do that - and pillows too. That would be a good Stephen King book - the mattress policeman.
so cute, you!
Hahaha! Memories of hanabata days. I too thought I would be arrested and thrown in jail if I cut or tore off the tag.
Izsmom
Haha, I remember this story!
FUNNY!....LOL!
Atour Marsh Company Home Furnishings I sold Thousands of mattresses every year to very satisfied customers. I had no idea why those tags were on there. But NO Worries Jalna.....no Mattress Police!.....LOL!
Susan LOL.
Aunty, I notice that now it says "except by consumer".
Kat, hahaha, thanks.
Izsmom, so harsh yah those MTP.
Mich, I wondered if I told it to you. LOL.
Hahahaha, Mark.
heheheehe so fuuny!
Too funny. I used to worry about that too long ago. It says "By consumer" now? It's about time.
Les, I really thought that somehow the police would find out!
Kay, for real yah!
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