On the Bus with Didi

written by guest blogger Didi


I sat and began to watch this gal “put on her makeup”.  I saw her take out about 6 different eye colorings, all the while using different brushes for each and every different palate, blending, rubbing, blending…6, each of them had like 2 or 3 colors on them. Then she takes out the old fashioned eye lash curlers, like we used in high school, I thought, hummm…don’t you put mascara on first ? oh, I must’ve missed that, she must’ve put that on first before I got on the bus….oh nooo…she whips out this humongous (about the size of 3 marsh pens glued together) thingamagig..what the ?? and …wait for it….it’s a mascara…but no….after she was done, she turns it around, and it’s a small lighter in color mascara…holy moly…but wait…them…tadaaa…she brings out this huge brush, the kine I only see on actress's dressers on TV and wonder what do they do with that…huge…and a compact of powder..and she…does her WHOLE face…poofff pooff poofff…hachoohachoohacooo……..3 whacks…done…


oh noo….lipstick…3 types…one around her lips and two on top…smack smack smack…done….but wait….king kong's hair brush comes out…I guess 5 inches wide…girlfriend swings her body into the aisle, puts her head down, and starts brushing her hair down into the aisle and whhooshhh, throws her head/hair back….voila !!! gorgeous….BUT ….. she puts all her hair in a black rubberband…….and then…..ding ding…..stop requested…….off she went…..I was exhausted……..