Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Tip


I went to pick up some food at a restaurant this past Sunday. While waiting for someone to notice me at the counter, I saw this cute mechanical toy. I figured that it was da kine that a coin gets sensed and then stolen like this one on Amazon.  I thought that it was a pretty sly way to get some tip money, but I was curious so I took the bait.  

I put a dime in front of the penguin. Nothing happened. I put it on the narrow table in the front of the device. Nothing happened. I put the dime halfway into the slot just above the table. Nothing happened. I pushed the dime all the way into the slot. Nothing happened. I felt all around the contraption to see if maybe there was an on/off switch.  

By this time a girl came to the counter to help me. I said, "Does this thing not work?" She said, "You gotta lift up the top." I said, "Wha? You lift up the top?" 

I lifted up the top.

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It wasn't a mechanical anything.  It was a toothpick holder. 
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And it stole my dime.

15 comments:

K and S said...

wha???

jalna said...

I know, Kat . . . that's what I said. And then I laughed and laughed. The girl, on the other hand, didn't seem amused. Made me laugh more.

Lorna said...

Too funny!!! I think you need to have your own reality show.

Honolulu Aunty said...

LOL, that was funny! Good to get the chuckle!

Kalin's Mommy said...

Hahahaha, Hilarious!!!!!

Anonymous said...

J: OMG you have me ROFL. That's hilarious - that's just a Jalna thing, yeah. N

Susan said...

I would have laughed my head off with you!

jalna said...

For real yah, Lorna. Sometimes I do feel like I Love Lucy.

I knooow, Mich!

So typical of me, N.

Thanks Susan! HAHAHAHA!!

Mark Shelby said...

So funny!

Moral of the story....Next time just ask for toothpicks instead of paying for them? .....hehe ; )

jalna said...

Thanks Aunty!

Les said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! I wish I was there with you...I woulda been rolling!!

Dd said...

;-} ...
Sooo.....whaatttsss daaattt with the coins? all around it ??

jalna said...

Hey, that's right, Mark . . . I shoulda at least taken a toothpick.

Yah, Les. We coulda been rolling together!

I think it's some kind of good luck thing, Didi.

Nippon Nin said...

Jalna, you're so cute!

jalna said...

Hahahaha. Thanks, Akemi.