Smoked Beef Brisket from Whole Foods

I had the day off today, so I told Wendell I would make dinner. My plan was to make hash patties. I didn't do that. I bought Smoked Beef Brisket from Whole Foods instead. The problem was that part of my errands today was to go clothes shopping 'cause I don't got no clothes. I HATE shopping for clothes. I am so unstylish, I don't know what to pick, nothing looks good on me, I gotta try them on, and after searching and searching, and going in and out of the dressing rooms, and taking off my clothes and putting on my clothes, I usually end up with nothing. It's exhausting.

Wendell flipped when he saw how much I paid. But hey, it's feeding five people. Landon said it was good but not as good as Uncle Bobo's.