Friday, July 14, 2017

Wenger Swiss Army Knife


For real . . . this Swiss Army Knife is being sold on Amazon. It's selling for $4,000. You can check it out here.  Thanks for the scoop, Kevin!


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Here are some of the funny reviews:

I forgot the knife in the front pocket of my Swiss Army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled our washing machine.

I accidentally left this knife in the glovebox of my wore out 67 Chevy truck overnight. miraculously the knife fully restored the truck and drove it to the store then returned with two hookers and a cooler full of beer.

The tire iron and floor jack proved handy, I was particularly impressed that I could use both at the same time.

I tried to file my nails, but in the process I accidentally fixed a small engine that was nearby. Which was nice.

When I forgot to take it out of my backpack before trying to board my flight the helpful TSA agent at the security area pointed out that by deploying the two larger blades and the jet engine on the back side I really didn't need a commercial flight, just a runway and some goggles. Boy, did I feel dumb, but I saved $605 on airfare!

After reading the 497 page Quick Start Guide, I was finally able to find the tweezers and remove that darn splinter.


10 comments:

Lorna Nishimitsu said...

Boy, those people who left comments are soooo clever. I just cracked up reading them.

Leslie's pics said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAA!!

jalna said...

Lorna, that's my favorite part!

Ditto, Les!

Honolulu Aunty said...

UNreal!!! And $4,000?!??? Jeez.

Susan said...

Honestly, I am at a loss for words...😮...

Anonymous said...

I looked it up. Its not that great.. it dosent even have a flame thrower. But i might reconsider if they have it in Fucia?? lol. CQ

K and S said...

krazy!

jalna said...

Seems like a joke yah, Aunty.

LOL, Susan.

Ahaha, funny, CQ!

For real, Kat.

Anonymous said...

j: I think this is the unknown and lost Transformer. -N

jalna said...

Hahahahaha. OMG, that's so funny, N!!